I am a fucking adult..
Let's all come together and cry about the celebrity we lost because they were a national treasure but let's not talk about the close friend we lost because you never know what to say. Never bring up the friend who is depressed because you are too stressed and you've got your problems.
Get a bill, stress about the bill, don't pay the bill, incur overdue chargers and complain about the overdue-charges but that's okay because that's what adulting is all about.
Get a job for the money. Hate your job, and hate your boss. Complain about how the economy is fucked.
Eww, Mondays am I right..! TGIF!!!!
Live for the weekends and focus on meaningless pursuits like drinking out on the weekend because you fucking "deserve it", feel shit the next day but that's okay it was worth it, you didn't feel so shit for that 30 mins before you glamorously vomited next to the girl in the white jeans.
Lie to your friends about how you are doing well and buy another round of drinks despite the fact the rent is due next week because if you buy them yet another round, they will like you and you won't be so lonely anymore.
Always remember stress-free living and the light-hearted nature is reserve only for the gullible, kids and fools but you get it you are a fucking adult.
Fight for a cause that you don't even care about, but who cares you will get the kudos and maybe people will like you, and perhaps you won't be so lonely after all.
Take 44 selfies with the right lighting. Choose the one that represents you the best pair it up with Valencia filter and uploaded it to Instagram with the caption candid not so candid. #nofilter #allnatural #iamafuckingadult #hangingoutwithfriends #netflixandchill #candid.
Congratulations! You are an adult.
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