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I am a fucking adult..

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Fool yourself into thinking that you are helping the economy by getting takeaway for the third time this week. Buy a keep-cup because you care about the environment but only use it once because you are too lazy to wash it. Make sure you have Black lives matter in your Instagram bio but don't do anything about it, don't even bring it up. Find a self-help guru and maybe just maybe if you give them enough money you won't feel so shit. While you are at it, get yourself a gym membership but make sure you never use it. Get yourself a TV and a Netflix subscription and binge-watch the latest show that everyone is talking about but don't watch it because you are too busy mindlessly scrolling on Facebook, maybe just maybe if you scroll some more you won't be lonely. What about your $1,500.00 phone that you never call your friends on, but hey at least you wish them Happy Birthday once a year. Never speak to your mother because she doesn't get you and talking to mothers is ...
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Greatest of the irony

  Perhaps the greatest of the irony, is that everyone thinks they are smartest and the most knowledgeable (including me). So naturally, We believe that I am the one who has discovered the truth. Here we are shouting and screaming from our ever so fragile internet bubbles thinking we are "The all-knowing"-Left with nothing more than a clusterfuck.
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8 Things single people must do.

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  8 Things single people must do. We’ve all been there; your best friend is dating someone from work, your sister is getting engaged next week, and then there is you. To top it all off, the people who are in a relationship are so smug about it like they have it all figured out. I call bullshit! We’ve all known that one friend, who couldn’t even turn the microwave on two weeks ago and ever since their new relationship, they are somehow a qualified psychologist. I digress, but here is something you may not have heard before; maybe being single is excellent. Being single comes with perks, and rather than wishing for a relationship, we need to celebrate, explore life and its limits. While you are enjoying your freedom here is a list of 8 Things single people must do. Stop saying you are going to die single : Okay, maybe you have been single for a few months now, or even a year. Let me put it this way; would you instead go through yet another breakup and a miserable relationship or wait...
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My Heart Stopped and here is what I learned.

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  My Heart Stopped and here is what I learned. Life  is a mystery, but one thing is for certain it sure isn’t long. I once saw a quote somewhere that went something like this. “Never be a prisoner of your past, become the architect of your  future ”. You know how people always say; in a split second, your whole life can change. Well, this is one of those stories; the only difference is the second doesn’t feel like a second; it feels much longer. For you to completely understand this story, you may need a little background. So let’s take a trip down  memory  lane. I was about ten when my family migrated to this beautiful country, Australia. And that was the beginning of this story. We moved a few times before settling into the west of Sydney. It was around that time I began my high school life. Now, I’m not going to lie, I wasn’t the cool kid, I was the nerd, in fact, a nerd who wasn’t that good at studies. I was, however, a little different from other kids. I wa...
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